Meritocracy

By blue - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Fruit_Dealer 9

Double posts annoy me.. Good thing you can at least edit them.

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Keyman1212 14

Got something in your eye, 1? Probably just ****.

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Finn_the_human 5

Struggling with anger problems? Call 1-800-BUDDY

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shannonreneee 11

Are you sure the guy is a creepy stalker or are you just being bitter

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hemz_fml 13

Well if he's the stalker then what are you doing knowing his every move in career?

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abbyelizabeth 9

Now you have an excuse to flip out on people randomly. Sounds like a good thing to me OP!

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Llamassss 21

Omg 22, you're so beautiful, I'm going to stalk you now! What? I'm promoted? Yay :)

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

*sigh* I know, but I just can't get over the fact that somebody ate my Doritos. I WOULD'VE SHARED!!!! *sigh*

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junjunbun 28

Hey! Drop that attitude of yours, no need to get angry here #3 >:[

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Stalkers always blink their way to the high grounds. If you don't get this its ok, not many people will.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

I got it, but it was stupid as hell so I thumbed it down.

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obviousboy 8

Wait wat? Fruitdealer with an sc2 reference. GG

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Double posts annoy me.. Good thing you can at least edit them.

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marinus_fml 19

That's outrageous. They probably just don't like you.

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Enigmax2514 7

This is a ******* weird place we live in op, I hope you are able to either cope with it or change it for the better

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drealmorales 2

Next time say HULK SMASH and bang your fists on the table.

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Bunnehs 0

If this post is anything to go by.. we should all report #3 for their aggressiveness and anger in their comment! :P

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