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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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I blame the parents

By Anonymous - 29/12/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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Bad seed

By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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He's such a character!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was called a judgemental bitch by my family for not letting my son back home after his release from prison, forgetting that none of them want to house him either, considering he did run me over with my car he was stealing to pay his debts to his drug dealer/prostitute provider. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

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By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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KelseyDaBoyz 21

Saturday 17 October 2015 23:51

Shouldn't have done it. Let him deal with the consequences of his stupid actions.

christinamarie17 29

Saturday 17 October 2015 23:51

I feel like he shouldn't be allowed to have children.

Comments

estroyer9 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:27

You should just throw a rock at him whenever he does something stupid.

SAGARCo 19

Monday 19 October 2015 5:27

This comment makes me laugh so hard... Is the rock covered in piss?

savXchascity 13

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:35

hes lucky he didnt get registered as a sex offender.

graceinsheepwear 33

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:39

That's true. That can be the unfortunate result of a public urination charge.

GeorgiaBea 28

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:40

You didn't HAVE to do anything. Leave his ass in jail. He most likely would have been ROR after seeing the judge.

Robert3Lee 13

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:44

You probably should've let him rot in jail so he would learn a lesson

leowoman 10

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:49

I can understand that he is not the son you wished for, but i cannot believe it, how can any parent write such a rude comment for their child.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 18 October 2015 1:37

Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that. I usually don't get troubled by name calling, but this was excessive.

salimes 2

Sunday 18 October 2015 2:31

I agree. Making this comment about your son is rude and quit shocking. He didn't attack, rape, kill, torture .. anyone..

KingBobtheThird 16

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:41

But he has a right to that.. what the son did was incredibly stupid, and he probably wouldn't last a night there.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 18 October 2015 15:45

What, pointing out stupidity for what it is and holding someone responsible for his decisions is rude and unsupportive? Please tell me you're trolling.

redframed 12

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:53

Sounds like your father said the same thing about you, simce your son acts like someone with half a brain...

Talonshere 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 0:58

I guess you could say he was caught with his pants down.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Sunday 18 October 2015 1:00

Maybe that's why your son is growing up as a "pansy", because you're there to bail him out of trouble instead of letting him learn from his own mistakes.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 1:12

Hahaha

LoverWordsFood 27

Sunday 18 October 2015 1:36

He needed to be left overnight. He'll never learn if you bail him out everytime he does something stupid. One of my brother-in-laws went to jail for drug possession, after being there twice for the same damn thing, and his mother kept bailing him out until they finally kicked him out. He just hasn't learned at all and probably won't since he can't grow up with people helping him out.