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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark
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Well now that you're fit, find a boyfriend of your own and score a home run!
Mister_Triangle
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To be fair, OP never said that she was fit; only that she reached her fitness goal. For all we know, she could be 450 pounds with a fitness goal of rolling to the left to grab more Cheetos.
Lol, some major lifestyle change that would be! But you make a valid point Mr. Triangle.
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Maybe they thought you didn't need to lose weight in the first place :) & I mean, give your brother a break, his first time going to 3rd base and he's 17...it's about friggin time!
kandi_kid69
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About "friggin" time? Maybe he was actually waiting but who knows. By the way you structured your sentence it seems (to me) like he should've lost his virginity when he was twelve or so. Anyway, be proud that you've reached your goal, OP. :)
The hell you say. There is no age requirement by which one should have had sex.
Omg! serious guys? Should I have put a wink face? Or a "lol" ... Don't take things so literally and seriously. This is FML. I was making a joke dumbass's. That is what this site is for. Lighten up!!
kandi_kid69
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84- Omg! Seriously girl. You like def shoulda put a wink or an "lol" afta that joke you like just made!! Don't call us "dumbass's." You clearly aren't funny with that dumb "joke" you made. Goodbye.(:
You clearly don't understand sarcasm. If you didn't like what I had to say in the beginning, you should have just thumbed it down and moved on. It was sarcasm when I said that "he's 17 and just now getting to third base, bout time" did I once say he should lose his virginity at 12?!? NO. Don't be so quick to throw words in my mouth. It would be best for you to just stop since you obviously cannot detect the tone in my voice from a comment. To me her little brother sounds like a nerd who mentions his not so hot sex life to his parents & that is why they're quick to be excited for the little fella. So, as I said before, about time :)
kandi_kid69
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106- You're right, babe. I don't understand nor detect lame "sarcasm". And by the way I did thumb down your comment and so did many other people. Just thought I'd put my two cents in there. Maybe her brother didn't mention is sex life to his parents. He could've told his friends and the news spread pretty quickly. We don't know that for sure. His parents may want grandchildren so that's a possibility to why they were happy. I'm officially done. Goodbye(;
Isn't this the second topic she used 'sarcasm' as an excuse?
119--- no "excuses" I'm a sarcastic person with a blunt personality. You don't like it then get the **** off my comment. No reason for you to say a damn word. Get over what my comment to the FML was. That's all it was meant for. Sorry all the people who don't like what I have to say don't like it. Not my problem though, and shouldn't be any of yours since it wasn't intended for you. I commented what I felt like saying to OP's fml, that's that. Just as you all do to. No reason to be freaking out on me though over stupid shit. No idea what "I" did to get shit from anyone... Thanks. First week signed up on this site, the fml's are funny, yet the commenters all seem to have sticks up their ass's. Should have just stuck with reading them rather then signing up completely. Yeah, done with this immaturity shit now, moving on. Keep dwelling over fml comments though and writing if you must. ****.
ferrousWheel
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It depends on what your brother is like. Your parents might just be excited because they never thought it would happen to him. Good for you on meeting your goal though. Just remember that you lost the weight for you, not for them.
I think there is something wrong with your parents. Cause well y'know, parents aren't normally ' excited' with sexual stuff about their kids. :) But good job on the diet! I will be excited for you!
Some parents you got there. I wonder how they'll feel when he gets her pregnant. Eh, knowing them they'll just be happy with "grandchildren"
wlddog
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What did you expect would happen? Did you want them to bake you a cake?
ss_20_xx
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Well atleast a bit of excitement for OP? Looks like they'll probably bake a cake for her brother.
Would've been more appropriate than that penis cake they ordered in celebration of OP's brother...
That's messed up lol
This comment was pointless you could've just clicked the 'I agree' button.
Well you didn't do it for them anyway! Congrats on the weight loss, I'm sure it won't go unnoticed :)
Well done OP... Wish I had the will power and determination to get myself healthy xx
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Maybe your parents really want grand children?:) But congratulations on reaching your fitness goal! You should be proud of yourself about that. Not everyone have the patience and willpower like you do, so it would be double luck, he reaching third base, and you fulfilling your goal:) Have a nice day.
Tell your brother I say "high five!".