Went a bit too far, Sigmund

By notatherapist - 01/10/2014 23:08 - Netherlands - Huizen

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Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML
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blinked_281 29

I see this as actually a good thing. He's obviously been holding this in. And guys tend to have a hard time talking about tough subjects. Of course, it ruined the mood, but there's always next time :)

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Oh wow. I read the OP as "the rapist" and wondered why no one mentioned that but this post just made me realize I shouldnt be on FML right after waking up....

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gracehi 31

Next time go with dirty teacher and naughty school girl.

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whenitdidhappen 14

or the ice cream girl..you can never go wrong with the ice cream girl ;)

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Wakachulak 22

26, can you explain how that one works? I've definitely never heard of it, and I've heard plenty.

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Just_A_Tree 20

I could see the bad teacher and dirty school girl going wrong as well. Boyfriend as teacher, OP as student. Boyfriend: "So... I see you've been struggling in math. Maybe you'll have to stay after class so I can teach you a few 'tricks'." Girlfriend: "I'll do anything that you'd think would help." Boyfriend: "Good, so what time are you expected to get home? I wouldn't want to hold you after class for too long." Girlfriend: "My mom wants me home by 5:00." Boyfriend: "I wish my mom wanted me..." *begins crying*

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whenitdidhappen 14

@26.bf: can i get some ice cream? gf: oh sorry we sold out! but hey..i have ****.

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JayVicious 20

I'd say naughty college student n the bad professor.... they could then use mixer at delta chi as a reference!

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Ravike 17

Hope you did something special to cheer him up ;)

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doctorhook86 24

Maybe still better than role-playing as a psychoanalyst/therapist: a "psycho-analrapist". (It's an Arrested Development reference.)

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wang33334 12

Perhaps,that's the way he was asking for a job. You know....a brilliant job. People often say it a BJ.

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vikky538 28

I am sorry for him...and also sorry for you that it ruined the mood...

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Ianamis 6

He clearly loves you OP. Guys tend to push down all these feelings and they come out in a big wave of emotion. Talk to him and help him as much as you can.

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mosquito19 14

roleplaying is a great idea because being yourself is just boring and pathetic.

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