Cats and Animals: Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am

Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am

By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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By Life With Cats - 15/08/2022 22:00

Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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Part of the furniture

By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

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Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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Lightbulb moment

By Kevin - 17/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML

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Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening

By Bamboozled - 23/03/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I thought I heard a nasty storm brewing, even though there was no warning that one would occur. I then realized it was one of my cats, stuck behind a chair and trying to escape with little success. Yes, her escape attempts were that noisy. FML

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You deserved it 166

By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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Curiosity killed the AC

By Cat owner - 10/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my cat tried to look out my bedroom window. To do so, she tried to stand on my air conditioner. She was unsuccessful in that endeavor, almost knocking my TV over and fucking up the side panel. Now there's an opening in my window that I can't close up. Guess I'll take the AC out and shut the window. FML

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summerguy97 16

Tuesday 22 October 2013 16:05

Even when cats are having fun they'll find a way to inadvertently ruin your life.

pandabrr 12

Tuesday 22 October 2013 16:07

Please record him.

Comments

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 23 October 2013 17:06

If my cat did that I think I'd be more amazed at what an evil little genius he is. <3

mikepzz 27

Wednesday 23 October 2013 18:29

Videos, now!

ZackL624 5

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:30

You have to put that shit on YouTube!

LC3290 16

Wednesday 23 October 2013 20:30

That's freakin cute :) it sucks but I'm sure you laughed at one point :p

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 23 October 2013 20:39

Your cat is AWESOME! Mine just sleeps all day

ctlnaaia71 8

Wednesday 23 October 2013 21:03

Your cat is AWESOME!!!

Emaknz 5

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:21

Honestly if you're cat's smart enough to figure that out it deserves to do whatever the **** it wants with that chandelier

subgub2222 16

Thursday 24 October 2013 2:57

Smart ass cat

AprylAnn 23

Thursday 24 October 2013 5:51

That's a seriously motivated cat!

paigexox0 37

Thursday 24 October 2013 13:03

Im sorry but witnessing that would probably make me laugh so hard..

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Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML

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Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML

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