Relatable, Thief, Mugging and Money: What a mug

What a mug

By Muina - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Morocco - Meknes

Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 472

You deserved it 24 797

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Top comments

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Saturday 24 October 2015 2:00

You're getting mugged, so you show the guy your money? YDI

ericaanne 13

Saturday 24 October 2015 2:01

There's always next time to learn that lesson, OP.

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lulu31305 7

Saturday 31 October 2015 8:13

how did you type this

BilliardGreg 8

Tuesday 3 November 2015 23:16

Had to vote YDI but your life does suck you got robbed.

daidax_238 26

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:29

You're an idiot

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 November 2021 20:13

Maybe he would have left you your phone if you offered him Uranus. Or any other exoplanet.

And1 12

Sunday 21 November 2021 17:52

You should have offered them your gf!!

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