Intimacy: What ARE you doing? - FML

What ARE you doing?

By grounded - 03/01/2010 16:40 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Spicy

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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Snitched

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 14:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

Spicy

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Spicy

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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Coinkydink

By zAstonish - 28/11/2019 14:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML

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By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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New stars

By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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trishay 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:36

I caught my brother watching kim possible ****. you aren't alone lol

bballpg021xx 5

Sunday 3 January 2010 23:20

lovely

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mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:01

lol!!!!!!

whoisthisgirl 4

Saturday 9 October 2010 10:12

I want that link. just sayin

Pink_Lightening 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:09

He was just poke-curious.

flufferheadfool 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:03

cookies if you went to look up pokemon with genitals :D

TheUnhappyMouse 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:17

umm tmi?

Kingspin 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:08

"I'm not sure why," And for this, I blame you.

togepii 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:25

high five!! lol jk that kinda gross

adrielrao 3

Friday 3 June 2011 8:33

guys calm down it was probably a diglett

chocolatewhite 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:59

no more pokehentai 4 u

mmcd88841 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:33

rule 34

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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Today, our roof collapsed due to water damage. I had saved the money to get the roof fixed months ago, but my wife saw a scare story about gas stoves and demanded we spend the money getting every gas-powered appliance ripped out and replaced. That new HVAC system will work great in a condemned house. FML

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Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML

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Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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Today, my parrot learned how to imitate my baby's crying. Now, every time the baby cries, the parrot joins in, and it sounds like a chorus of screaming. FML

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Today, I finally got all of my finances to move out of my house. My mother, instead of being happy for me for moving out of her house, blames me because she needs my rent money, states I will not be happy out in the world and disowned me because I didn't move out when she wanted me to. She wanted me to stay until she was 55. FML

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