Intimacy: What are you doing?

What are you doing?

By Ghostie - 02/07/2009 09:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 783

You deserved it 4 850

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 388

You deserved it 5 713

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 138

You deserved it 559

By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 546

You deserved it 3 107

By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 243

You deserved it 10 962

Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 254

You deserved it 2 000

By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 328

You deserved it 5 802

By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 452

You deserved it 12 435

By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 640

You deserved it 5 707

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 724

You deserved it 157

Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 322

You deserved it 3 801

Lindsay46789 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:07

That is disgusting! Scarred for life!

ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:09

I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.

Comments

soozin 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:46

thats when you're supposed to clear your throat. You know, give them a sign that there's someone there before they really start uh.. frolicking.. is that the right word? xD

SummerLover95 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:54

well then...now u know how they had you. FYL.

TicTacAddict 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:55

Oof, that is terrible. I mean, it's fine that your parents love eachother, but do they have to do THAT in front of you? And there is nothing wrong with watching a movie with your parents in their bedroom, what if that's the only tv? And the same thing could've happened in a living room. One question though: What was the movie???

dead_man_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:08

threesome?

awesome_is_me 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:48

omg! i know you're pain! thankfully, i wasn't in the room when they started, but i did walk in on them! scarring for life!

drod0917 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:47

lmao that's hilarious

racheal333 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:46

Kind of Awkward, but at the same time it all depends on how old you are... I mean you obviously know that they would be doing that anyway right? Still though bad image... FYL