Intimacy: What are you doing?

What are you doing?

By Ghostie - 02/07/2009 09:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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You deserved it 2 000

By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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You deserved it 12 435

By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Lindsay46789 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:07

That is disgusting! Scarred for life!

ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:09

I think you missed a great opportunity to make them feel ten times as awkward as you. Any comment or sign of disgust would have done.

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

i would have watched

mynameisnotjudie 0

Friday 3 July 2009 22:29

oooooohhhh no. I'm sooooo sorry.

afmanslady 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:30

parents need some lovin', too

Einstein714 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:49

get up and leave or make clearing your throat sounds

adjacantobjectiv 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 8:38

Any logical person would have filmed this and put it on the internet, then made money off it. lol.

sanahk 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 11:50

eww... that sux

XRavensWingsX 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 15:19

They should be giving you money and other such material things to act like a band aid over that traumatic expereince yea f your life :D

raincookie 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:55

Dude, don't just sit there and endure it! Either get out or at least yell at them. Jesus Christ, YDI for being so Goddamn passive.

Emma_91 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:42

How do you know they didn't? The OP said their parents started "getting friendly", but didn't say anything about what they did. And maybe the OP was so shocked they couldn't move?