What do I do?

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
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aly_pinay22 8

The answer is simple...get another doctor!

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Bluepies 24

There's not another doctor in your town?

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Enslaved 36

Just don't tell her, your new boyfriend broke your hip from having kinky sex. :P

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oj101 33

Doctor. Why potentially sacrifice your health as a result of your ex? Move on OP.

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jesernoob 13

This sounds like an interesting way to start your relationship with your ex again

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Monkcoon 7

Tell her he was into some weird and kinky shit that you weren't comfortable with.

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Kallian_fml 21

Tell her he was too rough in bed, hence the reason for your visit.

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Mauskau 35

Go to a chiropractor. I had this and it turned out my pelvis was twisted, it's straightened up a bit now and now I don't click :)

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ambitiousnygrl 17

I had the same thing and, you're right. They did one 30 sec adjustment to rotate my hip a quarter of a turn and I was magically better. You can also try an orthopedist OP if you think it's arthritis or something like that.

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ICastillo 24

Well it wouldn't be the first time someone from that family did a little poking around your hip area. So just go, no need to be in pain.

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starcrossddream 14

Just go, if she asks you (which would be highly unprofessional of her) just tell her you are there as a patient and reiterate your symptoms. Really this shouldn't be an issue if she's good at her job.

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