Doctor, My ex and Health: What do I do?

What do I do?

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML

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By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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Tuesday 22 January 2013 9:08

The answer is simple...get another doctor!

Bluepies 24

Tuesday 22 January 2013 9:10

There's not another doctor in your town?

Comments

radiocaf 29

Sunday 27 January 2013 12:22

The pain of being interrogated will not last as long as your hips if you don't get them checked out. Suck it up I say, for the greater good!

LostDN 9

Monday 28 March 2016 15:52

Hmm or a different doctor... people on here seem to need an intellegence check every single one

sharond23 10

Saturday 25 November 2017 23:40

Good grief. go to another Dr. problem solved.

Chris_1163187222 15

Saturday 17 February 2018 15:08

Perks of living on PEI.. everyone is related so dont stress that much

shannon2348 14

Monday 20 January 2020 3:23

This is ridiculous. She's a dr. She's probably not that concerned with your stupid dating life. Grow up. ydi

randybryant799 20

Monday 13 September 2021 15:40

I really don't think she's going to care about you and her kid. Or you can just get another Dr.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 25 April 2024 23:34

I think you should go, because I think there's more benefits than dangers of unpleasantness in the situation, and something might be wrong with your hip I had my left hip replaced with titanium when I was 21, and I'm really satisfied with my new hip, so as I said: I advise you to go to the doctor.