Underwear and Love: What have you been up to?

What have you been up to?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 07:08 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 647

By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Getting ready

By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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You deserved it 238

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 7 780

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Saturday 21 December 2013 13:08

Looks like you've got another case on your hands....

Rasha97 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 13:09

Well now you do ...

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:14

Sorry OP...hope things work out...without another massive case...at least you know now...

QueenMichael 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:25

Could be he's a cross-dresser. In which case I'd still be disappointed in him, because lacy black things? Really?

JKROB 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:29

maybe he has s thing for wearing women's underware

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 21 December 2013 19:37

maybe they are his? secret cross dresser fantasy.

salman_albalushi 19

Saturday 21 December 2013 20:05

I think its completely your fault. If a woman dont have black thongs, her husband have the right to cheat on her! I mean come on! U dont have Black Thongs!!?? Really!

holymackeral 12

Saturday 21 December 2013 20:07

The fact that you DONT have any black thongs may be part of your problem. Just sayin...spice it up a lil, your poor husband is bored out of his mind

gigi1981 13

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:08

What a bullshit response! If he is unhappy with their sex life or her choice of underwear he should use his words, he's a big boy. Cheating is not an excuse for being unhappy with aspects of your relationship.

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 22 December 2013 10:32

that doesn't give him the right to cheat . if he thought they should spice things up then he should've spoken to his wife about it . not resorted to cheating!

8born8 18

Monday 23 December 2013 12:22

Ugh, disgusting excuse! If the hubby was THAT BORED, he could've gone shopping for something sexy that he wanted her to wear and model for him. It's guys like you that ruin women. On behalf of my gender, **** YOU, YOU DIPSHIT, ASSHAT, BUTT MONKEY, PENCIL DICK, *******.