What have you been up to?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 07:08 - United States - Fairfield

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Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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184886837272837 32

Looks like you've got another case on your hands....

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foxy_grampa 19

If you're a lawyer then he's an extreme idiot (which he is for cheating anyway) because he should know that you'll be able to get every penny you can out of him in a divorce

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Enslaved 36

California is a "No-Fault" divorce state. You could be the worst spouse ever and it won't change a thing.

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irrelephant1 19

Wash and be wearing them when he comes home and watch the look on his face. Pretend like you found them and thought they were a Christmas present. Then **** with his World!

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Fmlsea 28

eww I doubt op would want to wear them since she clearly stated that she doesn't wear those .

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8born8 18

Talk to a divorce lawyer, see where you stand. If you decide to divorce him, make a cake, or some sort of dessert and serve the thong and divorce papers to him... The look on his face would be a kodak moment.

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saocrates 16

Ouch! He's got some explaining to do. Not sure how he gets out of it unless he says he is a secret cross dresser or something. Although not sure you would be happy with that either.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

he don't deserve the husband title

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crazydave1998 6

career women are lonely women... lol

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Vidrill 22

If you were going to say something this stupid anyway, you could have at least not said "women". Then you would have earned the title of "idiot", as opposed to the "sexist idiot" one.

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crazydave1998 6

hey reality is cold..women who work long hours usually end up cheated on and alone... it's actually been researched..

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horneyhic 15

That's why if women want to be happy they should stick to making babies and sandwiches

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Axipiter 24

I was not prepared for the amount of stupid emanating from this thread...

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irrelephant1 19

I'd take a cross dresser over a cheater anyday!

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ManicGypsy 22

I don't think that between the sheets is a very good hiding place for a Christmas present.

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Llama_Face89 33

Best case? Your husband likes to feel pretty while you're out.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

@71 actually the percentage of married men who cheat, and the percentage of men who cross dress, is about the same--20-25%.

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