What's up, doc?

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 054
You deserved it 2 008
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Donut_Wizard 23

Gently apply Tabasco sauce to the affected area 3 times a day until the symptoms subside...

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pugs 12

It's because his tinder dates leave before they finish their appetizers.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Repeat after me...sandpaper is not a masturbatory aid,

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Donut_Wizard 23

That’s what they want you to think.

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Ishvah 15

You're suppose to wipe your ass with it.

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ARISKomuniszt 24

The doctor got giddy upon seeing it... that's... uhhh... disconcerting...

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Lalala579121 27

You should have asked the doctor to help you make it feel better.

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Rabite 28

And then write a rant on the internet how you can not even flirt anymore in this time and age!

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kitteh90 14

Well jeeze man! Use some lube next time!

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samomaha 17

Time for a little more Youtube and a little less pornhub.

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pjsr 32

Me to best friend: Hey, there’s some new prom videos on youtube. Wanna come watch with me? Best friend.: Sure, I’ll bring the lube!

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Chazzster 28

Use lotion, less force and don’t be jerking off all the time! It’s your penis, learn to use it right.

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rodfergie 18

You got to "hand" it to yourself. At least you know nobody in your life sucks.

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DanielleinDC 33

At least it's not an allergic reaction. Next time use lube.

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