New year's day and Miscellaneous: What's your resolutions?

What's your resolutions?

By why? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hackensack

Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML

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You deserved it 2 493

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By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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You deserved it 21 574

Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 887

You deserved it 6 520

He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 590

You deserved it 6 175

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 287

You deserved it 2 717

Self report

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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You deserved it 8 763

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

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You deserved it 5 094

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 21:54

Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 358

Inappropriate but funny

By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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You deserved it 4 504

By bbbeast - 28/07/2009 02:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

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You deserved it 136 265

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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FMLKitten 15

Tuesday 1 January 2013 12:10

Just wait till next year. Then it will be no pants AND underwear.

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 1 January 2013 12:16

Well duh, he doesn't want his pants to catch on fire from all those fireworks being lit up in the house.

Comments

1dvs_bstd 41

Tuesday 1 January 2013 17:02

Pantless daddy. FYL

Ozuru 11

Tuesday 1 January 2013 17:51

Don't worry, it's not like people stick with theirs.

rasta76 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 18:31

its cool OP, everybody trying to have their own trend abd happens to tarzan.

dan_in_wi 12

Tuesday 1 January 2013 18:50

lookin like a fool, with his pants on the ground!

poccocurantes 7

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:02

Banana hammocks and mesh shirts.

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:18

Happy Nude Year!!

zessica101 5

Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:07

that sucks...seeing youre dad halfnaked.. i hope you don't have visters

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 January 2013 22:04

His real resolution was to get all of the mooching freeloaders to move out of his house. The semi-nudity is just a tactic to accomplish the strategic goal.