What the actual…?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 22:00

Today, my friend bit me. The first time I said "Ow!" and pushed her away. The third time really hurt, and I got mad and said, "Don't fucking bite me!" and walked away angrily. She chased after me and told me I couldn't be mad at her, then got mad when I wouldn't talk to her. She didn't say sorry once and it started bleeding. FML
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Anderling 32

Honey, a friend would not want to hurt you. Especially not to the point of bleeding.

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lalalaila777 24

she sounds stupid and incapable of respecting simple valid boundaries. this is why i don't have stupid friends who don't respect boundaries. hopefully you're standing up for yourself by keeping your distance

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Anderling 32

Honey, a friend would not want to hurt you. Especially not to the point of bleeding.

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JackWood 20

This is assault take pictures of the injury and let them know they can be reported.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Congratulations, you are now an emo-zombie too.

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lalalaila777 24

she sounds stupid and incapable of respecting simple valid boundaries. this is why i don't have stupid friends who don't respect boundaries. hopefully you're standing up for yourself by keeping your distance

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