Weird, Pranks and Love: What the frick?

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 104

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 160

Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 134

The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 04:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 2 161

By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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You deserved it 7 461

By drama king? - 10/04/2013 22:17 - United States - Bolivar

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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You deserved it 6 006

Love Island is back, baby

By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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You deserved it 96

By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 55 706

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

XandraHart 15

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:40

I think that's a win if she can't take a joke

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Saturday 22 August 2015 21:41

She should learn to take a joke, it's friends like those you want to keep and girlfriends like her who you're better without!

Comments

beeferjay 34

Saturday 22 August 2015 23:21

home girl just needed any ole reason... sucks for you but there are plenty o' fish in the sea

BrightBlue87 9

Saturday 22 August 2015 23:24

That really was a revealing joke, it shows that you are: witty, able to form good friendships, non-homophobic and don't take yourself too seriously:) Good for you OP!

PsychicBulwark 4

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:09

What's funny is that this "joke" shows none of those qualities, other than not taking himself seriously.

bandaidstations 28

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:35

Bet you're a real fun time, 31. Who doesn't joke and laugh with friends?

iHyperModz 22

Saturday 22 August 2015 23:40

That will teach you not to act gay lol

Wizardo 33

Saturday 22 August 2015 23:53

Crouching Hetero, Hidden ****.

wassup388 25

Sunday 23 August 2015 0:04

You can find someone else, hopefully someone that'll trust you

esca6angel 16

Sunday 23 August 2015 0:45

I think you dodge a bullet there

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 0:49

If she's that dumb, you probably dodged a bullet anyway.

PsychicBulwark 4

Sunday 23 August 2015 1:08

You "joked" about being gay, and got dumped for being gay. Now you know why people say "some people can't take a joke". Also, you might want to work on actually funny jokes at some point, js.