What the…?

By tor - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML
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JFox 8

Um.. I think he meant to use "twin" as a phrase. I.E, "you could be twins!"

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blalien 0

Is your dad the kind of person that a lot of people look like?

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SupaBouncyBall 0

those kinda people suck.. ya never know who you've seen and who you haven't D:

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24788 6

Maybe he just meant that he looks like someone else?

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sexymessy 0

Yeah that's what I was thinking, Well here's to hopeful thinking. But don't do ANYTHING till you know for sure!

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grlwitperlEring 0

Yeah that's what I was thinking too around here that's just an expression meaning that you saw someone who looked a lot like them

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cpatrick820 3

Uh...I don't know about you, but I've been told "I saw your twin today" a thousand times, talking about people I've never met. I think you're taking it out of context.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Maybe your dad decided to run for mayor. Was it open mouth?

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teehee520 0

At least they weren't quick to assume your dad's a player? =s But it definitely does suck, you had to hear it from your boss.

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BAMunroe 0

Don't stress it, man. If he was seen from afar, it's very possible that it wasn't him, so you're almost safe. Almost.

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HelloImABamf 0

that sucks :| hopefully your boss just thought that they looked similar, which is why he said "twin"

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tuesdayheights 0

I like how you put "and her baby" in there, as if it's somehow more offensive because he's kissing a baby, too, hahahaha.

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jimmyjamesyall 4

Yes, it's not terrible to think that her father has a child she doesn't know about. The poor girl's boss was clearly trying to break the news that she saw the father out with another woman gently. Like, in a way that almost leaves some doubt even though there really isn't any.

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PumpkinTarte 0

So the **** what? He clearly meant a lookalike!

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DanEL 0

Hmm. I'm more inclined to think your boss said that knowing full well your dad probably doesn't have a twin, so as to pretend it was an innocent observation. That way he isn't the bad guy telling you something that unpleasant; rather, he'd know your reaction would be "What? My dad doesn't have a twin!" and he'd say something like "Oh. Holy crap. I didn't realize. I'm so sorry; I feel terrible now." etc.

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