Love, Work and Cheating: What the…? - FML

What the…?

By tor - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

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mubaki 18

Friday 10 July 2009 9:30

that's what you think

JFox 8

Friday 10 July 2009 9:31

Um.. I think he meant to use "twin" as a phrase. I.E, "you could be twins!"

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Kiyaralovestolol 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 5:36

I smell scandal and divorce. FYL

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:56

Sounds like your dad is leading a double life.

nhi1221 9

Monday 28 October 2013 8:00

Maybe he just looked like your dad? Everyone in the world has a few "twins" in the world. It could be a coincidence that your dad's twin lives in the same area.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 7 July 2014 23:04

He has a clone.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 9:19

I just find it odd that he mentioned that to you...but look alikes are possible it may not have been him

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