Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
I agree, your life sucks 941
You deserved it 228

Same thing different taste

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My sympathies. Cats are cute, fuzzy little psychopaths with zero sensibilities.

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Was your friends cat a Sphynx, and felt there was competition, or was it feeling threatened?

My sympathies. Cats are cute, fuzzy little psychopaths with zero sensibilities.