Whatever floats your boat

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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MeanBeagle 22

cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown

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mld4657 28

did you taste good or drop a1 sauce on your neck

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MeanBeagle 22

cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown

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wanted_2_want 40

Did she go out with Hanmibal Lecter? She better Run!!

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mld4657 28

apparently yall don't get the A1 steak sauce reference. but it's cool. it's not like op said the neck was bitten into just licked which hey some people get a kick out of. to each their own

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ohSNAPyall 26

Is the A1 sauce reference just that A1 is used to make meat tasty?

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mld4657 28

no she dropped it on her neck while eating steak, and he couldn't let it goto waste and licked it off her neck

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KK3137 31

I'm always happy that first dates are a thing; imagine if you had to dive into a relationship before discovering this creepy shit..

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man_in_black08 28

he just wanted to mark his territory ;) but yea..that is pretty nasty. FYL op!

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Misswildsides 22

since when has licking people become a form of marking territory?

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MegMeg362 9

How is licking someone marking territory? I have heard of peeing; because of dogs. but if someone peed on my their face would have to get reconstructed

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ohSNAPyall 26

Since when is it OK to mark your territory on someone, especially on the first date?

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Hiktmae 20

He sounds like a keeper... Be careful OP sorry about your strange date.

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BBlah 26

That's extraordinarily gross and weird. I don't even know why the person thought that was okay to do, I'm sorry OP

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Aaaaaaand that's the end of that...

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