Whatever floats your boat

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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Top comments

MeanBeagle 22

cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown

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SkyTheAsexual 5

I dont know about anyone else, but I get your reference!

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airbear18 15

Hahahahaha YES love the reference! ! harry potter freak for life! ♡

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Parvati48 15

Lol! You my friend are awesome. Harry Potter for life!

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nodai 13

Well at least the only person that likes that will be his one and only. They'll be an awkward couple...

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ldkindasucks 6

And the worst part is he probably doesn't know where he went wrong :3

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Senorangelo 10

Why do most of you assume that the OP is a girl? Exactly.

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nitrog100 21

#35 raised a valid point. There is absolutely no indicator whatsoever that OP is female or that their date was male.

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yeemahlifesucks 10

I wonder if it was the girl that did it...

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CaseyOfAsgard 4

"Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!" -Chandler Bing

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XQuartzX 15

I didn't understand it at first, but then I realized what you meant.. that's kinda creepy he was licking your neck

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demonfacee 14

Wow, that is awkward.. are you dating a dog?

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