Whatever floats your boat

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

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Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML
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Mordakai420 6

Damn he likes spaghetti...

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jamalamadingdong 18

Well, he can get sex anytime, how often do you cook for him? He's gotta take this opportunity.

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Enslaved 36

That recipe calls for added BACON! You know how guys feel about bacon!(:

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AH1Zviper 15

No one eats spaghetti with bacon dude. If Op's boyfriend would have yelled " SANDWICH!" Your comment would have been relatable.

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perdix 29

#14, how the hell did you get buried for that? You just pointed out a simple fact that bacon in an ingredient in carbonara. It's not like you were mocking a burn victim. We ought to cry in our beers together.

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koolkat27 13

89- OP didn't say spaghetti, she said Carbonera, which actually uses bacon pieces. Learn to read next time.

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CharresBarkrey 15

92 - OP said spaghetti carbonara.

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AH1Zviper 15

That's what carbonara is? Crap. I thought it was some fancy stuff. Sorry gray cat.

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niplipsip 9

bacon... goes with everything. **** yeah, I'll put some bacon in my spaghetti. why not?

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haywoodjuhblomee 1

What an idiot ... Who would pick spaghetti when something such a better choice was right in front of him? I mean obviously any right minded person would have picked lasagna.

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Lady_Face 12

I guess you've never had spaghetti carbonara then.

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haywoodjuhblomee 1

Oh I've had it and it has nothing on lasagna

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grands138 4

That's when you say, "I guess spaghetti won't be the only limp noodle tonight."

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perdix 29

Two guys today preferring food over sex. Is this like "punched in the face" day like we had a few weeks ago?

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zingline89 18

I think it's because guys are capable of sex by themselves, but without their woman would starve :)

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Enslaved 36

The FML themes do seem to come in sets, don't they?

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CrazyManNo9 29

Yeah, they all seem to be starving for food when the women are starving for sex.

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hawright 13

It's basic Algebra. Pasta > Pussy.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Guys need to learn to cook for themselves too.

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KaiserSD 8

I'm sorry, but this comment is epic win. Vagoo > Food any day of the week, and twice (or more) on Sunday.

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ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

In US History we talked about how the first settlers of Jamestown were 100 guys and no girls. They ended up starving to death and eating each other's bodies.

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WiseGuy79 14

Sounds like a response from a young child not a fully grown man...

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evilplatypus 38

21 - It's immature to NOT think about sex 24/7 now? Holy crap, where have I been?

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rintintin19 5

guess that didn't do anything for him either, better cross that one off, right under the naked lady costume, or maybe he really is hungry!

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Bliss391 7

My old man would starve before he would choose food over sex. You must be an excellent cook!!

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CharresBarkrey 15

I really hope that by "my old man" you mean your significant other and not your father, which is what I'm used to that phrase meaning.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Or her 65 year-old boyfriend. *shivers*

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gracehi 31

Oh is THAT what they're calling it these days? ;)

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