Mental health, Awkward and Transportation: Where am I?

Where am I?

By anonymus - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

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You deserved it 2 323

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 8:40

damn alzheimers

NomNomMuffin 5

Sunday 27 May 2012 8:42

Maybe you shouldn't be driving with her. Take her home and give her some tea :)

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LH_FIRE_22 12

Friday 3 March 2017 9:16

This is why the elderly shouldn't be able to drive. They are a safety hazard on the road. Cause too many accidents

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You deserved it 31 988

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I agree, your life sucks 47 046

You deserved it 8 327

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