Fat and Kids: Where is this kid now?

Where is this kid now?

By randa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

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You deserved it 16 945

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:54

omg what a little smart ass!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:55

BURRRRN some calories.

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Doublestack00 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:35

Id pimp slap his ass for that.

babe863 0

Friday 22 April 2011 7:55

take all his shit from him and then ask him how ur weight is now ? lol

Bekkahboo1983 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:28

That little bastard would have sure his teeth too

ericFKNspangler 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 11:19

this could've went both ways. are you losing or gaining weight?

LovableNerd448 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:07

....he needs an ass whoppin.!

Chowderlick 9

Monday 25 April 2011 2:14

your weight has nothing to do with grades

BayMami707 0

Monday 25 April 2011 13:38

funny

lilmamasweet198 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:30

mii mama wud have threw me out a wibdow then dp it over n onver again

anon_e_m00se 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:12

As I said in another thread ... two words: Military School.

hwp123 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:31

sounds like something I might think but would never say woop dat ass!

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