Where's all the hot dudes?

By sad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 005
You deserved it 44 216

Top comments

you're a jerk, they save lives every day. what do you do? and somehow if you're looking at fireman calenders, and the most male excitement you have in your life is hoping that when they show up (to save you, mind you, when they could be needed at other emergencies) that they're studs, than somehow I doubt you're calendar model material yourself. Not to mention the fact that you didn't care about the emergency? seriously? ugh

God, you're really bored, aren't you? Who the hell goes around making up this sort of rubbish to post on here? How, exactly, is your life '******' by this?

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jkcmutch 0

this is not an fml. this website posts the stupidest stories sometimes

Reminds me of the QC joke, with Hannelore and the firefighters. YDI cause there's no YSS (You're So Stupid) option.

Please do not reproduce. There are enough stupid people in the world, and we don't need your offspring running around and doing the same thing.

Shadow_Phantom 26

You are an absolute moron. You you don't even know the difference between then/than. You are pathetic.

I agree, how is this an fml? More importantly, why do I continue to read these when I have to ask this question more and more? Mylifeisaverage here I come!

flyintonite 0

BOOOOOOO this fml sucks. B/c the fire fighters aren't hot, if your ass was on fire and they put out the blaze you'd be like ewwww instead of, thank you for selflessly saving me. Your a bitch!

BitterJaded 0

Wow. Don't get much shallower than that. "They saved my life, but I was horribly depressed because they weren't all studs and chiseled like gods." Way to show gratitude to people that risk their lives for others on a daily basis.

how in the world is this an fml? stop wasting my time with bs fml's

mnhbxtch 0

Today , I read an FML about an unappreciative idiot who was disappointed by the lack of physical attractiveness of firefighters. FML