Where's all the hot dudes?

By sad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML
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ooxjojoxoo 2

you're a jerk, they save lives every day. what do you do? and somehow if you're looking at fireman calenders, and the most male excitement you have in your life is hoping that when they show up (to save you, mind you, when they could be needed at other emergencies) that they're studs, than somehow I doubt you're calendar model material yourself. Not to mention the fact that you didn't care about the emergency? seriously? ugh

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15days2go 0

God, you're really bored, aren't you? Who the hell goes around making up this sort of rubbish to post on here? How, exactly, is your life '******' by this?

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pinkkloverr 0

whaaatttt? someone PLEASE explain to me how this is a fml. haha why does it matter if they were hot or not if they're there for an EMERGENCY?! when i was in a diabetic coma on the family room couch 7 months ago, i wouldn't have cared what those emergency people (paramedics and those kinds of people) looked like that were there. i mean, did you purposely cause your house on fire or something hoping mr. dreamy would pop out of the calendar and got someone that looked like stephen king instead? even if that happened, i still don't understand how this is a fml.

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saashtow 8

You are truly an awful person. My father and brother are firemen who risk their own lives to save yours. and have saved countless lives literally pulling people out of burning buildings or giving them medical assistance. And they would save you too because they're not a shallow asshole who cares how attractive you are.

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