Embarrassing, Students, College Life and Miscellaneous: Where you been?

Where you been?

By watchmaker - 16/12/2009 09:37 - United Kingdom

Today, since I had no lessons until 1 p.m., I headed out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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Let me out!

By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 21:26 - United States - Depew

Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Lily - 21/02/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

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By k.k. - 05/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Seymour

Today, I left 20 minutes early for school to get a good seat in class. I sat in traffic for 20 minutes before I even got on the thruway and for another 25 minutes once I got off the exit for school. Then I couldn't find parking at my university. I missed class. FML

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Shocked

By tawan - 04/12/2009 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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overrandom 4

Wednesday 16 December 2009 16:23

Your school has a strict policy for leaving during school hours. Therefore ... don't leave during school hours.

ilg4evr 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 16:29

I think the school should let them leave if they have free periods. I mean either make them take pointless classes to fill the time or allow them to leave. They shouldn't be caged in.

Comments

watchmaker123 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:00

The level that many of you seem to care about this post is almost hilarious :')

nicamd1 4

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:20

i'm still confused. did OP leave the campus and come back or did OP drive up for a 1 o'clock class?

Cathrin 26

Monday 15 October 2012 12:00

He left to run errands and returned just as the fire drill was taking place.

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Friday 18 March 2011 21:44

at my school seniors get to wear what ever they want on Fridays

Kape_fml 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:28

What does that have to do with anything ?

iwouldliketocomm 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:21

I'm sorry you have a car

sugarberry 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:21

you have a small school.

Ugi 26

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:34

Well, I'm glad it wasn't a real fire and half a dozen firemen died trying to find you in the burning building!

jason2076 2

Thursday 18 October 2012 2:48

Only high schools make you stay on campus and since you didn't have any classes until 1, that means you're in collage and therefore no one gives a crap if you leave...

Mojo0608 26

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:04

In the UK there is sixth form college, the equivalent of 11th and 12th grade. Since we cover a complete curriculum by the time we are sixteen, for the last two years of schooling we do three or four subjects in detail which will lead on to the one subject we take to a very advanced level at university. The way we're taught is aimed to make us more independent so we have many free periods but far more homework and coursework, so you're meant to use the frees or that purpose. OP would be 17 or 18 and in school, not college.