Weird, Awkward and Grandparents: Who are you?

Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By ForgottenKid - 06/11/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say hi to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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aback 4

Friday 2 October 2009 16:16

Tell your folks they might want to get Granny tested. She may have Alzheimer's and need looking after.

escualida 0

Friday 2 October 2009 16:22

That's awful, my grandmother had alzheimer's and stopped being able to recognize me at one point, it broke my heart.

Comments

tides_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 21:35

oh dude, that's so awful. read up on dementia though because usually there are other warning signs. we're in the middle of trying to get my grandmother diagnosed and it's been one of the biggest heartaches of my life. i hope that it's not dementia with your grandma and that it's something simple and fixable. honestly my heart is bleeding for you right now.

tides_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 21:37

ummmm....forgetting your own name is not exactly a normal part of the aging process.

tony8pie 0

Friday 2 October 2009 21:38

Ditto FerrariCake. It's just dimentia. My grandmother doesn't recognize me either. Why don't you try worrying more about your grandmother's condition and stop being a self centered asshole?!

Chopperman_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 8:41

I agree. Try worrying about others for a change, instead of crying about how you haven't etched yourself into the skulls of all whose presence you grace. F granny's life.

mister_moops 0

Friday 2 October 2009 22:29

well that sucks. i guess your grandma is getting old. although i don't think it was necessary to flaunt how nice you apparently are for visiting.

aslate 0

Friday 2 October 2009 22:34

alzheimers is a bitch man....

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:07

Um, don't you think you should have her checked out? Y'know, instead of whining about it on FML...?

scateice 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 0:10

Your grandma is stupid.

gowzer90 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:55

stfu OPs gran is (im assuming maybe wrongly) old and has dementia and if she hasn't seen the op in quite awhile she probably finds it hard to recognise him especially if he has changed his appearance in any way since last seeing him. By posting a retard comment like that you have shown yourself to be an idiot griefer. @OP sorry about ur gran having dementia that sucks my gran suffered from it aswell. go see her as often as possible and it will slow the effects of dementia down.