Who goes there?

By scared shitless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML
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Top comments

southernbelle_rn 16

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

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RedPillSucks 31

Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

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Comments

iSativa 24

You might have just found an entrance to the Ministry of Magic.

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MzZombicidal 36

I was thinking more along the lines of the Chamber of Secrets. :P

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SuperMew 22

Hopefully Op is not a muggle.

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ZomBoy86 2

chamber of secrets is only in hogwarts. however there can be many entrances to the ministry of magic.

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MzZombicidal 36

Very true, #44. :) Guess it being in the bathroom just reminded me of the Chamber.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

53- It was Moaning Myrtle's brother, Moping Marcus.

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SThompson90 7

Sorry to get off subject, but did anyone else want to punch Moaning Myrtle in the throat?

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figures101 5

Maybe he was the ghost of the previous janitor. No joke and he kills the new guy and is at peace and then it's your turn to haunt!!! What a story for your grand...oh wait sorry...muwahahahaha

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krupa1017 18

Pretty sure it's nothing. Just relax. :P

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somuchfeels 11

Do you work at Nope Incorporated, based out of Nopesville, in Nope Carolina?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I think it was **** This LLC in GTFOburg in NotEvenOnce-ylvania.

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amisenho 11

Maybe the old man's name is Sherlock, and that's what OP said to him when he entered the bathroom (he just finished cleaning it, anyway). Come on; that one was too easy, #111!

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foxy_grampa 19

Maybe he just made his way into the ministry of magic

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perdix 29

#23, looking for Cornelius Fudge, perhaps?

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olpally 32

Awww hell no. Haha. Harry potter anyone? Haha

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perdix 29

Following an old man into a bathroom to "investigate?" Is that what we're calling it these days?

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Readoll 13

He left when you weren't looking.... if it was a ghost, it obviously doesn't mind you there or this fml would be way different..

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Wolf87535 4

ghostd like whisky I bet

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