Break-ups and Love: Who the **** are you?

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 386

You deserved it 4 159

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 756

You deserved it 2 015

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 868

You deserved it 4 613

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 549

You deserved it 4 104

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 056

You deserved it 64 685

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 962

You deserved it 29 462

Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 519

You deserved it 8 927

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 846

You deserved it 2 800

By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 358

You deserved it 4 221

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 894

You deserved it 3 067

By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 661

You deserved it 4 368

jessaaroooo 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:26

Dude. That sucks major dick.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:28

I don't think your name really expresses the depth of your emotion.

Comments

Wizzlbang 10

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:11

should have asked her if she knew what your name was, stop her in her tracks.

Futacy 29

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:13

Omg yes!

jw90 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:17

Bitch much? Did you girlfriend try and listen to reason?

caligirllife 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:35

What a bitch.

rememberkids 14

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:36

My first thought was W......T......F...... obviously your ex girlfriend didn't really trust you. in this case, its just best to move on.

hopelessteej 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:37

a simple, whats my name bitch?! would have stopped that in its tracks edit: looks like someone beat me to it

japtap81 16

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:41

I would have just busted up laughing.

theofficialkumar 6

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:46

That is really messed up, it's amazing what some people will do nowadays :/

kitty292 9

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:08

That's horrible. Maybe once your girlfriend calms down you can explain things to her properly. Good luck.

JordanDempsey 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:11

I keep hearing about these situations on here... Either girls are really mean, or people need to be more creative.

Saffy89 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:17

Maybe your now-ex-girlfriend planned it all as an excuse to break up with you without looking like a bitch. now she can play the old "Oh poor me, he cheated on me" game for a while..