Parents and Miscellaneous: Who? Where? Why? What?

Who? Where? Why? What?

By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

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You deserved it 3 223

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 111

You deserved it 267

By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 953

You deserved it 5 373

By nothowitworks - 03/02/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 869

You deserved it 338

CONFESS!

By daughter of a gullible cunt - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 304

You deserved it 2 761

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 394

You deserved it 1 154

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 481

You deserved it 6 360

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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You deserved it 23 201

This is not good parenting

By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML

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You deserved it 81

How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 729

You deserved it 6 288

snoopy325 23

Friday 22 August 2014 16:02

Good luck getting out of that punishment by telling the truth.

winchestinalock 21

Friday 22 August 2014 16:03

just can't win with parents can ya

Comments

cutiedork1 5

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:46

I know how you feel

Fas4wd 13

Saturday 23 August 2014 11:41

Well, if all you do is eat, sleep, work and school. Grounding shouldn't matter.

dDailydDosage 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 15:44

Its the whole concept of being grounded for doing nothing wrong and being wrongfully suspected of such fictional wrongdoing.

dDailydDosage 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 15:43

Punishment before the crime is even confessed or proved. How unreasonable and totally ignorant of your parents. FYL OP for having to deal with that.

bpickett18 16

Saturday 23 August 2014 19:12

Well if thats truely all you do then it sounds like there isnt anything to ground you from. No real change so ehats the problem?

xxlowsnip3rxx 16

Sunday 24 August 2014 8:26

umm you're grounded but your using a electronic to post this.....

howsthisforaname 34

Monday 25 August 2014 22:42

So what are you grounded from?

tysonx23 4

Tuesday 26 August 2014 16:24

I totally clicked you deserve that by accident

fictionaldiary 11

Wednesday 27 August 2014 7:11

If you only ever go to work and school, why does it matter that you're grounded? Sounds pretty secretive to me...

22IrishGirl22 16

Monday 1 September 2014 9:32

The same thing happened to me!! Glad I'm not the only one to have psycho parents. Granted my parents aren't even my actual parents hahaha.

soovyl 18

Tuesday 10 February 2015 0:36

I have parents like that. As soon as I act the slightest bit "different" (even when I'm not) they think something is going on. It's never going to get better, I can tell you that much.