Love, Awkward and Transportation: Whoomp whoomp

Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

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By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

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By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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By ctschantz - 06/10/2010 14:29 - France

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By Harj - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, after filling fuel in my car, I drove off. The guy behind me left almost at the time. He was behind me, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. I pulled up alongside him at the lights and rolled down the window to ask him what the fuck his problem was. He promptly proceeded to tell me that my fuel cap was still open. FML

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Cars these days…

By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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Scars_fml 4

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

He waited for your dad yo arrive? He seem to be into you.

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:38

He stayed there the whole time you were waiting for your dad to arrive? Not too realistic there, OP.

Comments

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:26

Every FML that's starts with "I noticed a cute guy/girl..." or "I was trying to impress..." is an automatic YDI.

sevenyearnight 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:12

So this guy not only waited with you, a complete stranger, but managed to laugh the entire time it took for you dad to get there? Was he on shrooms?

f_em_ell 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:45

ydi, learn too not lock your door

imhope 23

Tuesday 31 December 2013 8:06

YDI

cwl727 32

Tuesday 18 March 2014 17:38

I don't understand why people think you deserve it. It's not like you purposely locked yourself out of the car. I agree your life sucks.

1xPI3c3 7

Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:50

Sounds fake.

Harriet Rose Hedge-Mutch 3

Tuesday 24 October 2017 14:44

You need the keys to undo the cap on the fuel tank though...so how did this even slightly possibly happen?

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