Love: Whoops

Whoops

By CheLi - 08/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents' house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad, and I were sitting in the living room when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There's some creepy hobo man outside messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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LoveDemon 19

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:07

Advice : Never pass comments like this when you are in your boyfriends house , with his parents ... :D

GDI 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:49

Guess he won't be inviting you back, huh?

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twiddleFig 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:13

LMAO thank ye for that lol, hobos are the way to go!

slyace 9

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:35

Ahhh first impressions. you just cant make them any better lol FYL

ladiesman14 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:26

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annachavers 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:55

maybe she was taking the trash out in her bathrobe?

heLeN182oo9 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 2:25

ROFL!!!! xD Something tells me you wont be going back there. Holy crap thats funny!

ml_really 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 3:30

Too funny... especially "hobo"...

yeahreally 6

Wednesday 9 December 2009 7:08

lol you called his mom a creepy hobo man.... LMFAOOOOO niiice.

imago_fml 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 10:15

Why open your mouth? Why not say, "Who's that?" Or something... You're in an unfamiliar place, meeting people you've never met, and you open your mouth and say something like that? And I've seen lots of FML's like this... So, next time (a lesson for anyone who talks before thinking.) try saying, "Who's that?", "What's that?", "Cute! How old? (for baby's if you don't know if it's a boy or girl.)", and for Christ's sake don't ever assume that just because it has a mustache it's the father! Why? Because Life doesn't come with a reset button or a manual.