Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Babies: Whoops

Whoops

By 8reth72 - 11/06/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I was helping a couple come up with a name for the baby they just had. I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name. All sudden, the room got quiet. Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of their 3 year-old son who had died a couple months before. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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taylerrr 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:01

how do you forget something like that?

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:09

How do you forget something like that? He *just* died a few months ago, you idiot. YDI.

Comments

mfpeanuthead 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:46

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

oopsyipooped 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:47

ur dumb as shit dude

GlobeNinja 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:58

****! thats so bad. What a nice friend.

chaddyd23 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:05

Shoulda been. Bitch to remember the dead.

Arinwyn 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:14

You must feel terrible :/

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:28

Smooth

herb517 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:42

lawlz. 1 dead baby in the hand is worth 2 dead toddlers in a bush

staceybby 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:47

How the **** would you forget that?

Mandy_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:51

#102 - Seriously, wth? It's not funny. I don't get how you could forget that, unless you were just randomly shouting out names from a baby name book. I have to say YDI, but unlucky mate.