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By pregz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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By burntloyalty - 26/03/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

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mazbry 9

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:22

Sorry to hear that. I hope everyone understood and was nice about it

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:24

least you didnt poop

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megansheeran 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:20

That's one of my biggest fears, I hope your classmates understood and didn't make fun of you!

PinkasaurusRex 25

Saturday 28 February 2015 21:45

I've done this before. Don't feel too bad about it, OP!

Gauzy21 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 22:04

That sucks. But hopefully you can laugh about it one day.

itztaychickaa 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 1:35

This is one of my biggest fears

dlistedfreak 14

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:11

If it makes y'all feel any better, I actually have a case of intracable hiccups. Ever since I woke from a coma in 2001, I have had the hiccups. I hiccup frequently every 5-10 minutes. Mine were caused by a trach placement, which hit a nerve on my diapghram which has been having seizures for the past 13 years. So don't whine about getting hiccups that will go away in a few minutes. You haven't suffered until you've lived with them for over 10 years.

Drakestress 17

Tuesday 3 March 2015 22:33

I didn't know that was possible.

spike7447 13

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:20

Lol

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Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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