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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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MaltWarrior 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 19:13

Damn, those realtors are taking house staging to the next level.

blahblabbity 19

Sunday 28 January 2018 20:05

he costs extra, but you can rent him, too.

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tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 30 January 2018 5:42

Sounds like the start of a bad **** video...

noellebelle626 19

Tuesday 30 January 2018 6:59

not even my life can be that exciting lol. was he at least hot?

Luxxi 18

Tuesday 30 January 2018 15:19

If I was sitting naked on the toilet, I would have locked the door.

Tara Van Camp 12

Saturday 3 February 2018 20:36

thank God he wasn't dead as well!!

boopingsnoot 24

Sunday 4 February 2018 21:10

That happened to me once, except he was mostly dressed, asleep, and his family hadn't seen him since the previous morning. Damn that sleepover was awkward.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Tuesday 1 May 2018 13:58

I am in the process of selling my home. Realtors must make an appointment before showing a house or apartment. It is required that the occupants not be there. Did your realtor not make an appointment?

Davros 12

Saturday 14 July 2018 23:05

Naked men have to poop just like everybody else.

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