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By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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ohJeeznotme 7

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:17

That was really rude of the agent to not give you a heads up since it is in bad taste to show a house with the owner sitting around inside it. Get a new agent.

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:39

"and thats the main bedroom with ensuite, now if you'll just follow me down the hall past the naked man ill show you the bathroom"

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boba123 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:13

haha

dannnn_fml 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 4:15

I bet they bought the house!!

erika_lynnex 1

Wednesday 9 June 2010 1:36

if ur a hot guy it wouldn't matter

iSlowPwnz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

mexican_love10 2

Friday 17 August 2012 4:43

Ew you're a creep!

llamaparty 9

Thursday 17 September 2015 10:59

sexist pig.

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:13

you should've expected it, because you're selling your house....

applebramble 22

Friday 17 January 2014 9:00

Well yes , he would expect it when the real estate agent informs him when visitors will be expecting the house at least 24 hours before the inspection time . Its their policy when the owner is still in the house and has a bit more time before they have to pack up their personal stuff .

breakthesky 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:14

Haha, aw.

turbogirl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:14

Surely the real estate agent would of told you she was coming?? You'll look if some single lady wants to know if you come with the place haha.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:14

SWING YO JUNK AROUND

_Some_One_ 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:15

Lol, good one. Just a question, the buyers were silent the whole time? Otherwise you would've probably heard them.

Spider_fml 9

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:54

With the water running?

_bj_ 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:16

hahaha shame you're a dude.

ohJeeznotme 7

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:17

That was really rude of the agent to not give you a heads up since it is in bad taste to show a house with the owner sitting around inside it. Get a new agent.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 18:16

Agree, and I actually think you could sue the agent for bringing strangers into your house without consent.

Thabb 0

Monday 10 May 2010 13:41

So were the buyers female? I'm sure they enjoyed it.

whitehawk_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:58

if they were u shoulda got a huge boner and started walking towards them

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 18 May 2013 15:40

#81- Oh yes, that's not creepy at all.

applebramble 22

Friday 17 January 2014 9:01

Unless you're Christian Grey ;)

spamky 7

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:18

Isn't it the law that real estate agents have to call the home owner when they are going to show their house?

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