Intimacy: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

Girls wearing their guys' boxers after sex: HOT Guys wearing girl underwear at any time: NOT HOT AT ALL

Pongo_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:08

also ew ... if you are a guy, that is not sexy. that's weird.

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richard9876 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:28

my ex gave me a thong for valentine's day, she made me try it on. It was the Most Painful Experience of my life. Not sexy either. It was just weird.

Elektra_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:31

Ok, seriously. I don't mean to be a preachy self-righteous bitch, but the majority of these comments are pissing me off to no extent! I must be missing something, but what is so wrong about a guy wearing women's underwear? The only awkwardness I could see in this (besides the fact that he ended up trying on his girlfriend's mother's) is if his gf's panties didn't fit him at all (guys: that wouldn't even be hot if it was a girl trying on her much smaller or much larger gf's panties) or he was being really creepy about it and sniffing them or something. But anyway, I can understand that maybe the straight men on this site may not find it attractive because...uh...they aren't attracted to guys to begin with, but really, don't knock it off until you've tried. For example, I know a biological male who wears panties and "man"-ties and looks unbelievably hot in them and they do not ride up or cause parts of him to hang out. Wearing the opposite gender's clothes does not make you any less of a person, and definitely does not make you creepy! What a double standard! Women seem to get a lot less shit for dressing as men than men dressing as women!

bread_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:37

#62 I like how you condemn the men here for not being open minded about a fetish while saying another one is creepy. Congratulations, you're a hypocrite.

ooh_commander 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:41

you thought that would be sexy? that's just creepy..

Fox01v 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:42

#62 i would bet $ that your a dude that wears girls clothes

alex_vik 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:42

#62 - There's hardly any clothes that are specifically for men, but when I see a girl wearing a tie, it pisses me off. So it's not a double standard.

BlameMeBlameMe 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:48

I find it very frustrating that only a handful of people considered the possibility of a girl posting this. Really, whether it's "common," or not, lesbian and bisexual couples do exist, and I think this factor should be taken into account before we assume anything, much less judge.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 4 June 2015 3:48

Maybe because there's a male symbol in the corner?

JFox 8

Friday 20 March 2009 19:51

Guys wearing women's underwear is sexy. Next time, ask your girlfriend for a pair of underwear, unless it was a surprise.. then, wait for her to go to the bathroom, and check the top drawer.

JFox 8

Friday 20 March 2009 19:56

Edit time ran out: Guys wearing women's underwear is sexy to me, and probably to his girl, too. Who are any of you to judge what is sexy to OTHER PEOPLE!? Some people like bondage, some don't. Some people like anal, some don't. Some girls LIKE to give blow jobs, some just do it to make their man happy. It's all a matter of taste, you arrogant pricks. The OP never knocked what you like, so leave him the hell alone.

liveitlearnit 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:57

There are a lot of close-minded comments here. I say if a fetish is something involving legal adults, and doesn't bring harm to anyone (for example, pedophilia, or perhaps a non consensual asphyxiation fetish), there is absolutely no way you can judge them for it. While this does not particularly turn me on... who am I to judge the OP? And who are you to?