Intimacy: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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You deserved it 223

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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You deserved it 489

Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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You deserved it 197

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 465

You deserved it 3 277

By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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You deserved it 1 282

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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You deserved it 10 681

mastercrammer 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

Girls wearing their guys' boxers after sex: HOT Guys wearing girl underwear at any time: NOT HOT AT ALL

Pongo_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:08

also ew ... if you are a guy, that is not sexy. that's weird.

Comments

ijrnelson 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:07

#2 said it best. You got owned. Lock bathroom doors - don't wear your girlfriends mothers underwear... at her house - common sense :P

BeautyAndBrains 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:08

Has it occurred to no one that this could be a woman? Just saying. w/e, I'm open-minded.

NewSlang 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:49

It says the OP is a male on the iPhone app. :P

bulburt 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:10

#32 - now thats HOT

bitchplease69_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:17

I wasn't expecting that. GENIUS! Haha, men who like to wear panties.

burnbee03 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:17

I find it weird that you wouldn't go through her clean clothes for underwear..so basically you were trying to put on your girlfriend's mom's dirty underwear. that's quite gross, disturbing, and just plain weird.

Shadowflames420 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:20

Real Men dont wear panties.

kelseysue92 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:31

A.) You are an artard B.) it wouldn't have been sexy even if they were your girlfriends!!

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:35

#35 you just put this FML into a different perspective. My mind was imagining clean underwear so it was semi-okay to wear them. People can do what they want. Now that I realize the guy was putting on the mothers dirty underwear it's so much worse. FHL. haha.