Poopoo peepee, Party, Hangover and Miscellaneous: Wild night - FML

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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Wild night, huh?

By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 22:00

Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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The hangover, part 46

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 04:00

Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Can't handle it

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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Paperweight

By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML

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Top comments

doink 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:25

Talk about a party-pooper, eh? Har, har, har....

pcegrl22 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:05

sounds like a rager!

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batmansoup 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:03

idiot

Batman4890 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:13

thats why when you have a party with alcohol you put all the stuff thats valuable AWAY so that the drunk people don't damage or steal things damn ass serves you right

Batman4890 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:55

you put it in a room that can be locked...

The_Norwegian 2

Friday 29 January 2010 3:19

Batman FAIL.

antidotes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:24

FYL.

lickmyjock 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:28

sorry I was trying to figure out how to play a B Flat, guess I got fed up and took a shit instead.

relyo 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:41

My bad man. I couldn't hold it.

sarcdude 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:42

looks like the people just mozarted on out of there.

azurablade 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:45

repeat

lem0n_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:49

Can I just say how much I love the three of you right now?

Anarith 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:50

a tv can't take a shit on a piano -i know, it's just gramatically incorrect

Mahyar 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 17:50

That's the best Idea I've ever heard of. Taking a dump on a piano. Perfect.

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