Winter is coming

By Yellow an - 26/01/2015 22:19 - United States

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

Why would you say she's "very nice" and then ask that she doesn't kill you? Be reasonable.

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tony1891 22

at least she could keep you warm while you're stuck inside.

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jesuis_julie 21

Lol go along with it until the blizzard goes away.

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MRP360 14

get her some dentures as payment for her outstanding company :)

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GrimShade 3

And thus she became The sexless innkeeper

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johnbutsy 6

What time did you depart her? Toothurty?

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Yummyhorehay 4

Thats where having a good deaf person act comes in handy

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mjnelson 7

But... I'm your biggest fan.

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luvelygirl06 10

hit it and quit it. big ones do more things lol but don't forget the flour

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sneeuwbal 6

This needs a follow-up. OP, you still alive? All seriousness aside, imagine if you were dating, I mean, she got no teeth, like, that's an advantage!

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buckdharma 36

As the feet of snow start to add up she will become more and more attractive. Then lie to your friends that she was a looker.

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