Relatable, Awkward, Parents and Party: Won't get fooled again - FML

Won't get fooled again

By chacha_bby - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded, "Well, the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML

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mewzik 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:01

always always clean up the mess YDI

dedcircuit 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:28

You could've said somebody walking by the house did that.

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Cathrin 26

Sunday 25 March 2012 20:06

"I had a party at my house" Almost always means it's a YDI

tensley5822mom 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 5:26

What kind of moron doesn't clean up after the party. Always ALWAY clean up.

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 7:23

At least he sounded casual, my parents would kill me

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 February 2014 9:26

At least spray it down the drive into the road or the grass...or take the blame for it...ate something bad after going out for dinner or something....

Host2phats 21

Sunday 6 December 2015 10:23

BURN!

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