Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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Comments

kab161 3

oh boohoo...that's why you should have put a helmet on that soldier before he saw any action. but seriously, is why 15 year olds shouldn't be having sex. you should have taken the hint.

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TodaySuxx 7

You totally deserve it...15 years old and getting gf pregnant...Way to go.

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Wolvin 0

You just should have used a rubber :)

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NOLA_Darling504 0

It's "Prior Military" dumbass not "Ex" Obviously you don't thmk much about potential consequences, do you?

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richcranium 0

yeah the only ex military is dishonorables

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zach3432 0

Everyone talking stat rape is an idiot because it sole depends on in which state they reside. If he is also a minor the odds they can charge him with anything is not good. I'm an actual law school student and just about every state has a 4 year clause unless the girl is under 13 or 14 because of the way society is. For most states aoc is 15 and some have lower. Unless OP is 20 or older the dad is his only problem

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manbearpig7173 0

A metal coat hanger and boom, problem solved

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