Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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akmissey 3

you shouldn't be having sex if you are not ready for the consequences ... you do it to yourself, no pity for you.

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Pazu_fml 10

Well, then I guess you shouldn't have gotten her pregnant. Pregnancy prevention is not rocket science. YDI.

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bree_hehe 0

o and hey when you die I bet you'll get the Darwin award (it's award to those that deserved to be lost to natural selection) and we have a winner ding ding ding lol

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life2007 0

condoms and birth control

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life2007 0

condoms and birth control

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sonspeedy 4

you shouldn't be having sex at that age anyway. hope you like jail for statutory rape.

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smallbarkbigbite 0

should have worn a condem?

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Tkao96 0

hey dumbass it's called a rubber. wrap it before you tap it.

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sxdryv 14

name the baby after her dad (assuming it's a boy) that should smooth over a few Agro feelings.

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