Miscellaneous: WTF? FML!

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 443

You deserved it 3 381

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 207

You deserved it 3 010

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 578

You deserved it 7 621

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 341

You deserved it 46 551

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 530

You deserved it 37 450

Nutter on the bus

By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 931

You deserved it 180

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 573

You deserved it 3 079

By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 074

You deserved it 307

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 186

You deserved it 3 515

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 096

You deserved it 280

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 136

You deserved it 3 279

sniper4613 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:30

She just wanted the seat for herself

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:31

that girl should get over herself

Comments

ZodiacalComa7 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 7:23

Yeah don't put up with that. You'd better be finding something to do about it in the future.

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 10:25

And just what exactly do you propose he do? there aren't exactly a lot of options he has in that situation.

deathstroke990 22

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:22

**COUGH** COUGH** ATTENTION *****

ThatFancyPenn 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:31

God I hate when you people do this. You don't have to add ", OP" to everything honestly if you're 5th comment we know who you're ******* talking to but if you reply to a comment then it's better but just don't add OP to everything it makes me feel like I'm back in ******* high school and am a loner that everyone skips

peacejunior 12

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:44

#45 Here a glass of water and a snickers bar.

iAlissa 34

Saturday 5 October 2013 9:03

45, art thou irritated, brethren?

ao34501 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 9:06

If you see her on the bus again, yell at her saying she was staring at your crotch.

monnanon 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 9:41

yeah i really dont need you to apologise on my behalf especially for something i havent done.

Cory123125 3

Saturday 5 October 2013 9:54

You should have stayed on the bus and "stood your ground " or gotten the drivers name and the bus number. Believe it or not corporations won't hesitate to fire people because of how easy it is to replace them and how much they care about pr.

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 10:08

Ya know, cause everyone who rides the bus can just pull a car out of their ass...

SmokinGuns 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 11:24

YDI for getting off. You shouldve pulled a Rosa Parks. Its not against the law to look at something.

ao34501 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 11:47

It might not be against the law to look at something but the bus drivers do have it in their power to kick someone off a bus who is considered to be the cause of a commotion so that things will not get worse. The driver was just trying to end a scene. If the OP stayed on the bus and pulled a "Rosa Parks" then law enforcement might have been called and the OP staying on the bus when being ordered to get off by the driver could have caused legal issues for the OP. The girl who was yelling was completely rude and should have asked the OP to move seats or stop staring if she thought he was staring at her chest.