Miscellaneous: WTF? FML!

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 010

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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Nutter on the bus

By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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You deserved it 180

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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You deserved it 3 079

By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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sniper4613 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:30

She just wanted the seat for herself

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:31

that girl should get over herself

Comments

olpally 32

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:53

Desperate for attention much? Be glad you're off the bus away from the crazy bitch.

jdeezy01 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:54

Did she at least have a good looking rack?

junkman6 22

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:03

If you're getting kicked off anyway just take one hard glaring look then say "I wasn't looking before but now that I am I find that they are too lopsided to be arousing."

peacejunior 12

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:51

But what if she was convinced that he is staring?

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 10:11

it doesn't really matter at that point anyway, now does it?

isuckok 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:04

Well you should say "Please don't stare at my penis." If of course, you're in this situation again.

Haze0r 1

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:11

And this happened in my hometown of Coventry?! This is such..lies...so angr..oh wait, yeh that sort of crap happens all the time in Cov, my bad,

ilytyvm 25

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:15

You could have said something like, "What's the point in looking down your shirt? My girlfriend has a smoldering gaze and bigger tatas than you could even dream about." First rule in basic life, always have a come back...

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:19

It's sad that anyone can spew bullshit about anyone like that and get an innocent person in trouble.

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 10:13

Sad, and incredibly frustrating, I'm sure.

MiMiLove96 10

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:32

Someone enjoys flattering them self xD don't take it to harshly maybe it's a sign that she wished you were checking her out :p

xzxXxzx 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 6:38

She just sounds selfish to me and wanted the entire seat for her self.

rawr_ily96 24

Saturday 5 October 2013 7:10

Reminds me of a story on Not Always Right about a girl who accused ugly guys of sexual harassment in a gym with automatic one year bans for harassment.