Miscellaneous: WTF? FML!

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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You deserved it 37 449

Nutter on the bus

By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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You deserved it 177

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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You deserved it 3 075

By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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You deserved it 306

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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sniper4613 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:30

She just wanted the seat for herself

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:31

that girl should get over herself

Comments

jw90 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 13:24

I definitely would of done something to embarrass her back. Like yell,"get your hand out of my pants!

jrock9093 18

Saturday 5 October 2013 14:41

What a dick and her well you know people like her op just want attention no matter what it is it's not your fought and I hope you have better days ahead

TheAngryPrincess 3

Saturday 5 October 2013 15:27

Wow..if you paid to get on the bus then you should get your money back.

kiaora_fml 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 15:34

I would of said "sweetie I wasn't staring at your boobs, Im not into girls"

SwtCherryPie 26

Saturday 5 October 2013 15:50

This kind of stuff pisses me off. If you don't want a guy looking down your shirt, then don't wear clothing that allows it. I'm the type of girl that always wears T-shirts, but if I do wear something revealing, it's because I want people to notice what I'm trying to show off. Don't dress like a ***** if you don't want to be treated like one.

thisisnnotcool 4

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:49

Oh you're SUCH a special snowflake. Please. There is no doubt that what that girl did is wrong but JUST BECAUSE YOU choose to wear t-shirts, don't look down on other people who don't. If a woman wants to wear a v-neck shirt, then let her. It's her body. You are totally feeding in to **** shaming and you act like you're so special just because you "dress respectfully". Get over yourself.