Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 231

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 600

You deserved it 530

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 815

You deserved it 51 752

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 370

You deserved it 306

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 426

You deserved it 5 203

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 336

You deserved it 7 732

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

I agree, your life sucks 583

You deserved it 409

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 605

You deserved it 7 801

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 013

You deserved it 7 708

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 655

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 701

You deserved it 2 039

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

dalzuga 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:13

haha i think ur chances are ****** if he reads FML and saw your post. but, if i were u, i wouldn't quit till i was damn sure i wouldn't have any chance. just reply "im your facebook stalker... just kidding... we go to the same school"

bollywood_rocks 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:31

I don't know if anyone said this but the only way you can comment on someone's pictures on Facebook is IF YOU ARE ON THEIR FRIENDS' LIST. Most people on Facebook I know ACTUALLY KNOW all their friends and have met them at least once. So...this either means you embellished this FML or you somehow have another friend tagged on the picture which is why you could make a comment. Which is it? (I have had a facebook account for five years so I know what I'm babbling about...

Deviant_fml 5

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:45

...and this is why you don't use facebook to start a relationship =/ or maintain it... or end it... meh, just stop using facebook, God kills a bunny every time you log on anywho

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:46

So... Who are you? Does he know you at all? Or are you just a stalker that never talked to him even once?

_musical_addict_ 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 18:14

#35 for the win!! I hate people like that. They think they're so cool because they have like 700 friends. That's not cool, that just shows you spend waaayyy too much time on facebook aka you have no life F your crush's life

um_duh 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:22

Post us a link to the pic so we can all comment! Then he'll be confused

Jellybones 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:10

I love how everyone is calling the dude a dick. If some random ass bitch commented one of my pictures with "Cool picture" I'd say "Who the **** are you?" as well. Just so everyone knows, just because someone cusses doesn't mean they're angry or trying to be mean. And OP, srsly? "Cool picture" was the best you could think of? You sound like those ******* bots that just post random generic comments on everything.