Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 231

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 600

You deserved it 530

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 815

You deserved it 51 752

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 370

You deserved it 306

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 426

You deserved it 5 203

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 336

You deserved it 7 732

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

I agree, your life sucks 583

You deserved it 409

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 605

You deserved it 7 801

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 013

You deserved it 7 708

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

I agree, your life sucks 164

You deserved it 655

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 701

You deserved it 2 039

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

jules96_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:09

this one made me laugh so much hahaha idk why but it did

love_the_fame 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:22

totally agree with #165 on the robot theory. That DOES sound like one of those spam messages, like does anyone else get those Acai pill ones? They're sooooo annoying!

lisafannypack 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:00

that's kind of sad that it took you so much courage to comment on his picture...now that's FYL and i don't think he's worth liking, especially since apparently he doesn't even know who you are

mickeyr 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:01

"cool picture"? really?

lisafannypack 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:04

oh and i agree with #13, obviously you don't know each other well at all, so some "crush" that is...

MissMaquarie 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:14

wow you sound like a creeper. stalker much?

justjayit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:55

Since when does a facebook comment substitute for any sort of real interaction? How do you even crush on someone when you know them so little that commenting on a facebook picture is a big deal? **** his life, he's got a stalker with a dumb crush on his tail.

ericabella18 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:08

i agree with #7. if he's being that much of a dick to you after you complimented him, find a new guy. probably someone who knows how to say 'thank you'.

nanxi 30

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:25

No "thank you"? Well, commenting on someone's facebook picture isn't the best way to try to start up conversations with your crush, but he could've been polite on his part too lol.